My sweet Janifer

Aiz gara laika iegriezos kādā forumā, kur nebiju savu kāju spēris krietni sen. Un lūk - man atsūtīta ziņa! Kāda lietotāja (it kā 23 gadi un no Senegālas) man raksta lūk šādi:

Hello I read your profile today and it was so good to me.u know that i am interested to be a friend first.i also believe that coming to you will be a probability of meeting that very love that has been lacking in my entire life. please i will like you to contact me direct to my e-mail address, (pacelove2009@yahoo.com) i dont know the posebility of remaing in forum for long time,i will give you a full introduction of my self with my pictures ok. i will be waiting for your mail to my e-mail adsdress (pacelove2009@yahoo.com) as you know there is no age,race,colour n religion barrier when it comes to true love, cares Janifer.

Sirds man sāka dauzīties kā jaunībā! Šādu piedzīvojumu tak nevar tā vienkārši palaist garām. Nolēmu uzrakstīt garu un sirsnīgu vēstuli, vien pietrūka iedvesmas un tā garās un sirsnīgās vēstules vietā iznāca kaut kas aptuveni tāds:

Hello, Janifer! It's so nice to receive such letter! How did you know that I was so lonely? My life was so miserable before you and now I feel simply great! :) :) :) :* Tell me something more about you and it would be nice if you could add any of these pictures! John :)

Jel piedod, Katze, ka atļāvos izmantot tavu vārdu, bet esmu kautrīgs un ar savu vārdu negribēju rakstīt, bet citi nenāca prātā.
Kā redzams, mana vēstule nav gluži nopietna. Ja gadījumā dāmai nebūtu nopietnu nolūku, tad viņa apvainotos un nerakstītu. Bet Dženifera (ja pieņem, ka tā izrunā viņas vārdu) jokus nedzina un drīzi vien saņēmu nākošo atbildi!

Hello Dear, I am very happy to receive your reply Like I said before my name is janifer, 23yrs old, single and never married. I believe that it is important we get to know each other better for trust and confidence which is necessary in any good and lasting relationship built on truth and real love. I love reading and spots and like to visit parks and garden to be close to nature. I love children too and will like to have many children when i get married. I am from Sudan and i am presently staying in a refugee camp here in Senegal . I came here because my parents died and our region is not safe at all because of the rebel soldiers who are rapping women everyday and i escaped through the help of the unicef and red cross and i am now registered with the united nation high commission for refugees Dakar Office here in Senegal. I choose to come to Senegal because i came once to Dakar three years ago with my late father because he was in oil business . I will tell you more about my family and everything about me when i am sure who you are and that i can trust you with my life as true friend and guardian, Attached here is my picture I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Please send your own picture and telephone number in your next reply. Hoping to hear from you soonest!

Un vēl - viņa izskatās aptuveni šādi:
Kad īsta mīla valda pār sirdi, tad tiešām rasu, reliģiskās un visas citas barjeras tiek noārdītas!
Un tieši tāpēc es dusmās vārījos - kā gan nabaga meitene var dzīvot tādā barbariskā vietā kā bēgļu nometnē! Tamdēļ nolēmu viņu mazliet uzmundrināt un uzrakstīt atbildi. Tā kā mīlas lietās esmu gauži nepieredzējis, tad nezināju kā gan rakstīt... tāpēc tika sapulcināti mani radošie draugi-dizaineri-modes mākslinieki Žans Ronsuā, Eduārs de Vilsonjē, Džordžs Jākobs-Velss un Allesandro fon .... (tik sarežģīts uzvārds, ka pat izrunāt grūti), un tika lūgta palīdzība. Vakara gaitā cēlais uzdevums aizmirsās un vakars izvērtās par gluži prastu plītēšanu.

Neko darīt, nākošajā dienā pats ķēros pie šī nepateicīgā uzdevuma un uzrakstīju aptuveni šādi:

Hello Janifer! I'm very sorry about my late answer but I was very busy. I'm in my family's business and often I must take part in business trips (like this time). It's annoying but I have to do it because I don't want to be rejected from my family. But I think that you aren't interested in such boring things. It's nice to find out new and exciting news about you, Janifer! By the way, we got many things in common. For example I like reading a lot, even in parks! (you will see me in a modern type of park in the picture attached to letter). You won't believe how hard it's to write to you. I have so much to say but I can't find words to say all I want. It would be easier to visit each other and have a nice conversation! Probably you won't be able to visit me but I might have possibility to go to Africa! Isn't that wonderful? Today I will visit my job manager to talk about vacation. :) :) :) Your John!


Nevarētu teikt, ka viss būtu gluži patiesi teikts, taču meitēnam vajaga dot cerību! Tāpēc arī pievienoju savu bildi!Laikam gluži līdzīgs man nav, taču šis jaunēklis man šķita piemērotāks.

Bet nu jau pagājusi gandrīz nedēļa, taču atbildes nav... laikam tomēr tie nekrietni Āfrikas izvarotāji viņai tikuši klāt. Jebšu mana infantilā vēstule atstāja uz viņu nelāgu iespaidu :(

Ja nu mana mīļā Dženifera tomēr uzrakstīs, tad nekavējoties došu ziņu!